Thursday, August 7, 2008
1.
1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k..........
2.Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
3.Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!!!!!!!!!
4.Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D........
5.
1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB†ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke............
6.Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI†kon hai????????????
7.M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p.........
8.Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
Qid
Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha...........
9.Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal.............
10.Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat!!!!!!!!!!
11.Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”...........
12.Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala.......
13.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes...............
14.A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life...........
15.In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you............
16.I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts............
17.Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote..........
18.Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy..............
19.The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’........
20.Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong...........
21.We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers............
22.I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.........
23.Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party...........
24.The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy...........
25.Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other..............
26.Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right..........
27.A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit...........
28.Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other............
29.The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best..........
30.Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber............
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