Wednesday, August 6, 2008
1.
1anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k..........
2.Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,
Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay.........
3.Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.
Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!
Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!
Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p........
4.Feel a life without me,
Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy.........
5.If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don’t b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”..........
6.Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,
Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah..............
7.It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!!!!!!!!!!
8.A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history...........
9.Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye????????
10.Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.........
11.Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?
Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien??????????
12.JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p...........
13.Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega...............
14.Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill............
15.Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
?
?
?
“Jub light aati hay.”............
16.The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”..........
17.SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain...........
18.Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.................
19.Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,
“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”............
20.Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?
Think about that & reply!!!!!!!!!!!!
21.Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai..............
22.Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p...........
23.Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p............
24.1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D................
25.Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai............
26.
1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D...........
27.Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.............
28.I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P...........
29.A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.............
30.Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity..........
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