APRIL FOOLS DAY sms

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

1.Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p...........








2.Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it........





3.You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere........





4.I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day.........






5.Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai.......








6.If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.........





7.In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!!!!!!!!!






8.Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla........







9.Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap.........







10.Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega.........







11.Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa.........








12.SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .......





13.Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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14.Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per........







15.You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi.......








16.This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.........






17.WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN........






18.U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*........







19.Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass..........






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